Posted 11 hours ago

this-spark-is-enough:

I have so many books that I want to read,

but none that I want to read right now.

Therefore, I must buy more books.

Posted 11 hours ago
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91)

Posted 11 hours ago

brandoninator3000:

Relationship goals:

  • a relationship
Posted 11 hours ago

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

lickmedemi:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

i am secretly harry potter

Posted 11 hours ago

I need to convince my brother to pre-order DAI for me now. I can give him half the money to cover it right now and I’ll pay him back after Halloween and Ren Fest are done and over with…

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

YOU GUYS

antivantrash:

AS I WAS WALKING INTO THE BUILDING FROM WALKING MY DOG THESE GUYS WERE GETTING OUT OF A CAR AND ONE OF THEM SAID

"SO AM I BLOWING YOU WHILE YOU BLOW DEVIN? HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK?"

AND I WAS LIKE “OH MY”

AND IT WAS AWKWARD BECAUSE I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR WITH THEM AND I KNEW THEY WERE ABOUT TO HAVE A THREESOME BUT THEY DIDN’T THINK I KNEW AND THEN WHEN I SAID “HAVE A NICE NIGHT” ALL POLITE-LIKE

ONE OF THE GUYS GOES “OH WE WILL”

THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME WOW

Posted 17 hours ago

geekymerch:

This weekend we’ve got an awesome multifandom t-shirt to give away, thanks to Aplentee! Featuring characters from Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Star Trek, The Walking Dead and more, this tee has something for everyone!

One lucky winner will receive:

  • A ’What Job Would Suit You?' tshirt in their choice of gender and size, lovingly donated by Aplentee.

Rules:

  • Follow our blog, Geeky Merch, and the Aplentee blog.
  • Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. Reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers too much.
  • No giveaway-only blogs. People who use these tend to spam-reblog, and that’s unfair to everyone else. We will be checking!
  • We’ll ship worldwide - everyone is eligible to win!

The giveaway will end at 1pm GMT on 23rd September, so you haven’t got long!

If you don’t want to miss out, you should head on over to Aplentee and pick up a shirt for the ridiculously low price of £11/€13/$15! You can even get $1/£1/€1 off by using the discount code GMERCH99 during checkout! You guys are so spoiled.

Good luck! If you’re interested in contributing to our next giveaway, click here.

Love, Geeky Merch.

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Posted 17 hours ago

la-xingada:

paperdemons:

killershot:

Dear Women,
This halloween please say no to these costumes please just say no they are fucking insulting and Dia de los Muertos is NOT HALLOWEEN I REPEAT NOT HALLOWEEN THIS IS NOT A COSTUME PLEASE STOP TREATING IT LIKE ONE
Thank you

TO ALL THE PEOPLE GETTING FUCKED OFF AT MY POST. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE IT. FOR YOUR PINCHE GUERO PENDEJX ASSES. “WE DO IT OUT OF RESPECT,” MY ASS.

this hurts.

this is capitalism ripping through my memories i hold so sacred. Memories of walking through the streets of Chapala after school with my grandmother, and the smell of plants for the preparation of the big event. Memories of memories of memories

This is capitalism and white supremacy destroying, erasing and making new… something that has connected me with my elderes and ancestors,

This is whiteness telling me my body, our gente is unwanted, dehumanized and conditioned to death but at the same time extracting a part of my identity and wearing it as a mask.

This is a mask made of our dead and torn bodies… this is literally a mask made out of ripped bloody flesh. The flesh of migrants who die every year trying to cross.. the flesh of people who become criminalized and confined behind bars. The bloody flesh of torn bodies from years of exploitation in sweat shops, fruit and vegetable fields, dish washers.. domestic workers… 

this is our flesh ripped out cleaned, pampered and styled to fit a white face.

Posted 17 hours ago